Click here for a seriously weird type of soap

The soap, called Shower Shock, supplies the caffeine equivalent of two cups of coffee per wash, with the stimulant absorbed naturally through the skin, manufacturers say.

Honestly, what does ‘naturally’ absorbed through the skin even mean? The skin is specially designed to STOP things getting absorbed through it.

Though a caffeine dose in the morning without having to wait for the kettle to boil, awesome… I look forward to filling those extra 3 minutes in the morning with…. something.

4 Responses to “Caffeine Soap”

  1. Daveboy says:

    “I look forward to filling those extra 3 minutes in the morning with…. something.”

    Masturbation FTW

  2. admin says:

    rofl, thats some of the most ridiculous shit I’ve ever heard. Drinking tea and coffee is too hard, now we must have it dispersed directly into our skin

    WTF :(

  3. The Eternal Tom says:

    Most disturbingly, you could use a whole bottle in one shower and have a MASSIVE caffeine overdose… Surely that’d be an easy way to kill someone with high blood pressure… you force them to wash in 2 bottles of the stuff and wait for them to fall over and bang their head/drown

  4. chevthewizard says:

    sometimes i feel close to death when i drink too many red bulls

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